Cranky Hank was born in 1927 and adopted by a wealthy apple farmer. He grew up in upstate New York and attended private schooling. He and his father didn’t see eye to eye on everything (sound familiar?). Being raised on a farm required manual labor and that was something Cranky Hank didn’t like. Trying to figure out how to get away, Hank had the bright idea of joining the military (and that was a good idea)
We ordered food to go. Hank bread, a Hawaiian pizza, and pasta bake. Everything was AMAZING. Definitely recommend and will definitely order again and again! Can’t wait to dine in some time and try the hank juice!
Kayla
Happy Customar
So glad you have opened again!! simply the best pizza period!
Steve
Happy Customar
He wanted to be a Marine. And he was. A Drill Instructor, so he claimed.
Cranky Hank had found his niché. He liked yelling. And yell he did. About
everything. But like most yellers, he had a heart of gold. Need something?
Just ask. He’d be there to help…without yelling!
They say the Marines helped him and gave him a good work ethic (the military
is good for that). After his military career, Hank settled down and raised a family. Still cranky, he never forgot how to raise his voice, but he did forget how to smile. Well, Hank’s not raising his voice now, he passed away years ago. But his influence is loud and clear. People ask me if I knew him. I knew him, I
didn’t always understand him, but he did teach me to laugh, smile, and enjoy family and life.
Cheers! Here’s to you Dad.
All appetizers served with one sauce, additional sauces ………….50¢
Medium 12” – $10.95
X-Large 16” – 13.95
$14.95
$8.95
3 – 3oz meatballs served with red sauce
and topped with mozzarella cheese
$9.95
$8.95
$10.95
$10.95
$8.95
$8.95
$8.95
$8.95
Bacon or Jalepeno
$8.95
$8.95
All appetizers served with one sauce, additional sauces ………….50¢
Medium 12” – $10.95
X-Large 16” – 13.95
$14.95
$8.95
3 – 3oz meatballs served with red sauce
and topped with mozzarella cheese
$9.95
$8.95
$10.95
$10.95
$8.95
$8.95
$8.95
$8.95
Bacon or Jalepeno
$8.95
$8.95
Fresh lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese. Your choice of dressing.
$4.95
Fresh lettuce, seasoned meat, tomato, chips, salsa and cheddar cheese.
$11.95
Fresh lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, cheese and seasoned chicken
Your choice of dressing.
$11.95
Fresh lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese. Your choice of dressing.
$4.95
Fresh lettuce, seasoned meat, tomato, chips, salsa and cheddar cheese.
$11.95
Fresh lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, cheese and seasoned chicken
Your choice of dressing.
$11.95
$12.95
$13.95
$14.95
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Alfredo sauce & mozzarella cheese, garlic chicken – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$15.95
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili sauce, mozzarella. – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$16.95
Freshly baked with cheese and your choice of one meat topping and three vegetable toppings. Served with a side of marinara sauce.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$14.95
Our awesome meatballs just in a calzone! Deliciously baked with marinara sauce and
mozzarella cheese.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$15.95
Like our taco pizza? You’ll love the calzone! Topped with lettuce, tomato and taco chips.
*additional toppings/ingredients – each $1 extra
$15.95
Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms, green peppers.
Served with au jus.
$16.95
$12.95
$13.95
$14.95
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Alfredo sauce & mozzarella cheese, garlic chicken – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$15.95
Gluten Free fusilli pasta freshly baked with Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili sauce, mozzarella. – Served with garlic bread
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$16.95
Freshly baked with cheese and your choice of one meat topping and three vegetable toppings. Served with a side of marinara sauce.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$14.95
Our awesome meatballs just in a calzone! Deliciously baked with marinara sauce and
mozzarella cheese.
*additional toppings – each $1 extra
$15.95
Like our taco pizza? You’ll love the calzone! Topped with lettuce, tomato and taco chips.
*additional toppings/ingredients – each $1 extra
$15.95
Italian Beef, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncinis, onions, mushrooms, green peppers.
Served with au jus.
$16.95
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
Chilled Mug – $7.00
Chilled 5oz glasses – $4.00
Chilled Mug – $4.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.50
Pitcher – $9.00
Draft Chilled Mug – $4.75
Draft Mini Pitcher – $10.50
Draft Pitcher – $13.50
Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses
$9.00
(excludes Scotch)
$6.50
ask for current selection!
$Market Price
Be Careful…If you like margaritas with a kick, you’ll love this!
Hank Juice by the Pint – $7.50
Hank Juice by the Pitcher – $24.50
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
$2.95
Chilled Mug – $7.00
Chilled 5oz glasses – $4.00
Chilled Mug – $4.00
Mini Pitcher – $6.50
Pitcher – $9.00
Draft Chilled Mug – $4.75
Draft Mini Pitcher – $10.50
Draft Pitcher – $13.50
Choice of 4 (5oz) Glasses
$9.00
(excludes Scotch)
$6.50
ask for current selection!
$Market Price
Be Careful…If you like margaritas with a kick, you’ll love this!
Hank Juice by the Pint – $7.50
Hank Juice by the Pitcher – $24.50
All sandwiches served with tater tots.
$13.95
$13.95
$13.95
All sandwiches served with tater tots.
$13.95
$13.95
$13.95
Bacon (+$2.00) – Beef (+$2.00) – Garlic Chicken (+$2.00) – Stromboli (+$2.00) – Extra Cheese(+$2.00) – Gluten Free Crust, add $5.00 (medium only)
* Additional Toppings Any Pizza: add $1.00 each
Solo 7″ – $8.95
Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
Solo 7″ – $9.95
Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Solo 7″ – $10.95
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Solo 7″ – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Bacon (+$2.00) – Beef (+$2.00) – Garlic Chicken (+$2.00) – Stromboli (+$2.00) – Extra Cheese(+$2.00) – Gluten Free Crust, add $5.00 (medium only)
* Additional Toppings Any Pizza: add $1.00 each
Solo 7″ – $8.95
Medium 12” – $15.95
X-Large 16” – $22.95
Solo 7″ – $9.95
Medium 12” – $16.95
X-Large 16” – $23.95
Solo 7″ – $10.95
Medium 12” – $17.95
X-Large 16” – $24.95
Solo 7″ – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Bar-b-que beef, bacon, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Bar-b-que chicken, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Bacon, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Tastes just like a cheeseburger!… with beef, pickles, onion,
ketchup, mustard, mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, potato.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Seasoned chicken, green pepper, onion, fresh tomatoes,
mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Garlic chicken, fresh tomato, onion, mozzarella with garlic butter
basted crust.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Canadian bacon, pineapple, sauerkraut, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili
sauce, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
ranch dressing, gyro meat, mozzarella cheese topped with a
sweet cucumber and onion salad and fresh tomatoes.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Fusilli pasta, cream cheese, cheese sauce, cheddar, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Canadian bacon, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Corned beef, sauerkraut, 1,000 island dressing, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Just like a jalapeno popper! A cream cheese base with sausage,
jalapenos, bacon and cheddar cheese with a touch of mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Stromboli, pineapple, pepperoni, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Seasoned meat, chips, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese.
*Supreme includes Jalapeno, onion, & black olives. Add $2.00
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Onion, mushroom, green pepper, black olive, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Spicy wing sauce with a touch of ranch, chicken, mushrooms,
mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, onion,
green pepper, black olive, green olive, sauerkraut, pineapple, jalapenos, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $14.95
Medium 12” – $21.95
X-Large 16” – $28.95
Bar-b-que beef, bacon, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Bar-b-que chicken, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Bacon, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Tastes just like a cheeseburger!… with beef, pickles, onion,
ketchup, mustard, mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, potato.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Seasoned chicken, green pepper, onion, fresh tomatoes,
mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Garlic chicken, fresh tomato, onion, mozzarella with garlic butter
basted crust.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Canadian bacon, pineapple, sauerkraut, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Crab, cream cheese, fried onions, green onions, sweet chili
sauce, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
ranch dressing, gyro meat, mozzarella cheese topped with a
sweet cucumber and onion salad and fresh tomatoes.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Fusilli pasta, cream cheese, cheese sauce, cheddar, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Canadian bacon, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Corned beef, sauerkraut, 1,000 island dressing, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Just like a jalapeno popper! A cream cheese base with sausage,
jalapenos, bacon and cheddar cheese with a touch of mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Stromboli, pineapple, pepperoni, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Seasoned meat, chips, lettuce, fresh tomato, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese.
*Supreme includes Jalapeno, onion, & black olives. Add $2.00
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Onion, mushroom, green pepper, black olive, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Spicy wing sauce with a touch of ranch, chicken, mushrooms,
mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $12.95
Medium 12” – $19.95
X-Large 16” – $26.95
Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, onion,
green pepper, black olive, green olive, sauerkraut, pineapple, jalapenos, mozzarella.
Solo 7″ – $14.95
Medium 12” – $21.95
X-Large 16” – $28.95
Sausage, jalapeno, onion, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7” – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushroom, green pepper,
onion, mozzarella.
Solo 7” – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Cheesecake
Made from scratch exclusively for us! So delicious you might need two!
Original always available.
* Seasonal Flavors – Blueberry, Raspberry, Lemon, Pumpkin, and who knows what
$7.50 per slice
Sausage, jalapeno, onion, fresh tomato, mozzarella.
Solo 7” – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, mushroom, green pepper,
onion, mozzarella.
Solo 7” – $11.95
Medium 12” – $18.95
X-Large 16” – $25.95
Cheesecake
Made from scratch exclusively for us! So delicious you might need two!
Original always available.
* Seasonal Flavors – Blueberry, Raspberry, Lemon, Pumpkin, and who knows what
$7.50 per slice